Do you like Vampires? You don't? Well, why are you on this page? Get off before I bite you! I am The Countess, I have really sharp fangs, so I'm telling you, do not mess with me. If you love vampires, well then read on and enter the worlds of darkness. Read snippets of Vampire FanFictions! (FanFictions courtesy of www.wattpad.com and www.fanfiction.net!) Bite people and suck their blood and become a true vampire! So lets begin training straight away now introductions are over my little minions! So, firstly How To Bite! To bite someone  you must have sharp teeth! Get those fang filers out! Next, you have to hunt your victims, you can be a bunny eater or a mortal consumer, either way, you are a vampire!  So, make sure you have grade A quality teeth. Then, once you've picked your target, play with your food! That's what humans are for!  Make sure that they are scared for that will make a better hunt. Smell the fear radiating off of their skin. Hm... Smells nice, doesn't it? Next, you want to be shadowed, slowly, come out of the shadows, they will ask endless questions like, "who are you?" NEVER give them a straight answer, say something like, "I am only your worst nightmare!" Then, you will expose your fangs, show them that they need to be afraid! So, they will run, chase after them! Finally, get in front of them or behind, move their hair out of the way if it is too long and BITE! They will struggle, but that's good, you'll feel better!  For bunny eaters, it is much the same, minus the talking. You wont feel as good as mortal consumers, but if that is your lifestyle choice, so be it!


(For my Female Vampiresses out there!)

Be seductive. Make sure you are well kept and keep the clothing dark. Smile and be sarcastic. Be a bitch basically. Make sure that if you are mingling with humans to hide your fangs and wear contacts if you don't wanna be found out!

(For my Vamps out there!)

Be secretive, make sure you always pick female targets. Seduce females too if you want it! For blood, you can chase or seduce your way in. Or you can compel them, ranted that you have that specific power, but I'm not gonna talk about powers at the moment.  So all you have to do is pick a pretty little neck and seduce your way in!

So, here was your first lesson. If you wanna make a cool vampire montage like the one above, go to www.pizap.com! Comment on this and come back next time for more vampires!

                                                  And remember to keep well fed!